Shockingly, the Jeromy Burnitz impression is not really overdone

and if you're wondering: yes, the guy is doing every team

No explanation...

Two posts in two days, I must have something important to say ... and I do, tooting my horn thusly:

The Simpsons Softball Quiz



Score: 100% (9 out of 9)

I've been roused from my lengthy slumber to send this important message: If the words "Oregon Trail" immediately conjure up childhood memories of boldly fording rivers, buying 999 boxes of bullets at Matt's General Store, and watching your family members succumb to snakebite one by one, you need to go to virutualapple.org and re-live the experience right now. And if you die prematurely (you will), there are 1200+ other Apple II games on the site ready to kill your valuable time. Just go already, Woz wants you to.

Ok, so I'll admit that I dropped the ball on "The Hattys" this year, but this is mainly due to me also forgetting about the oh-so-forgettable Oscars. That, and me not really watching any new movies this past year. However, I can recall going to the theater just once, to see Ratatouille, and it was enough for me to crown the champion right then and there, as a chef's toque serves as a critical element in the main plot point of the film. So, congratulations to Ratatouille, the first animated film to garner the prestigious honor of Most Hat-Centric Movie of the Year.

Now, you may notice that this years rundown is a bit shorter than normal, and that's due to me devoting my time to creating something that will benefit all of humanity. We're talking, of course, about the internet's only Hat Identification Chart. You may recall me complaining about the non-existence of this item last year, and a few weeks ago I finally decided to do something about it. I also put a handy-dandy link to it on the sidebar, just for easy access.

Enjoy.