The Official Brooks Kieschnick Webpage


Real Ultimate Power


Hi, this site is all about Brooks Kieschnick, THE REAL BROOKS KIESCHNICK.  This site is awesome.    My name is Lucas and I can't stop thinking about Brooks Kieschnick.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.




1.    Brooks Kieschnick is a mammal.

2.    Brooks Kieschnick plays baseball ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Brooks Kieschnick is to flip out and beat other baseball players.



Weapons and gear:



Baseball Bat                   Baseball Ball   



Longhorn Cattle





Brooks Kieschnick can beat anyone he wants!  Brooks Kieschnick hits homeruns ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this one time when Brooks Kieschnick was playing baseball for the Brewers.  And when some dude on the other team told him he sucked, Brooks Kieschnick scored like eight thousand runs and a field goal.  My friend Mark said that he saw Brooks Kieschnick totally throw a baseball through a block of solid ice just because some lady's baby was trapped inside of it.


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that Brooks Kieschnick has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will give you the high heat!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  


Brooks Kieschnick is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Brooks Kieschnick is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start little league next year.  I love Brooks Kieschnick with all of my body (including this awesome button that I made myself).    



Q and A:.



Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Brooks Kieschnick?

A: Brooks Kieschnick is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's totally awesome at hitting the baseball, but on the other hand, he's totally awesome at throwing the baseball.


Q: I heard that Brooks Kieschnick lives on the moon.  Is that true?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Brooks Kieschnick lives on the planet EARTH


Q: What does Brooks Kieschnick do when he's not playing baseball or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent wrestling bears and wolverines, but sometimes he makes tacos for dinner.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Mark training to be a baseball player.

He's a lot older than me and has his own set of house keys,

which is bragable.





 I've heard that Ninjas are almost as awesome as Brooks Kieschnick, you can go here to get the facts about how cool they are. In fact, there's all kinds of awesome things on the internet.