[Zapp Brannigan and Kif were fired from DOOP.] Leela - Zapp? Captain Zapp Brannigan - Leela, I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who's ever loved me. Leela - I never loved you. Captain Zapp Brannigan - I mean physically. Leela - What do you want? Captain Zapp Brannigan - Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor! Leela - You don't know how to do ANY of those things. Captain Zapp Brannigan - Kif might.