We'll proceed in a second, but since we've just run though an election of sorts ("sorts" here meaning "democrats"), I thought I'd pass along this
fun cartograms link that blends politics with two things I care more about, computer science and geography. Also make sure to check out
this set as well.
BAL at TEN- This game involves Steve McNair, so I immediately start thinking ...Oilers. Sorry, but the man is just hardwired to that team in my head (also Eddie George), and there's nothing I can do about it. Somehow, Houston is not actually involved in this game. How odd. TEN.
BUF at IND- I feel sick from watching last week's Buffalo Game. J.P. Losman plays as if he can only use 2 of his 5 senses it any given time (last week, he went without vision, touch, and taste). IND.
CLE at ATL- Cleveland is thinking about changing their name from the Browns to the Invisibles. ATL.
GB at MIN- I don't care what else happens, just beat the Vikings and things will be ok... GB.
HOU at JAX- Alright, Jags, just take care of business here and we can start repairing our relationship. JAX.
KC at MIA- Can the Dolphins go two in a row? Against the too-good-to-be-true Chiefs, probably. Upset special. MIA.
NYJ at NE- An angry Pats team at home? It's times like these I'm glad we're not picking against the spread. NE.
SD at CIN- The Chargers will eventually fall apart, but the Bengals are way ahead of them at this stage in the game. SD.
SF at DET- Detroit loses a pivotal battle for draft standing. Don't worry, Matt Millen would just have wasted it anyway. DET.
WAS at PHI- Yeah, Philly's headed down the crapper, but it would be pretty ridiculous to support the Skins, wouldn't it? PHI.
DEN at OAK- Wait, what? Didn't this just happen? Friggin' no good Denver. You're definitely number one on my "Teams I Desperately Want To Be Exposed as the Frauds They Are" list. DEN.
DAL at ARI- Good use of GIDCAOTW here... DAL.
NO at PIT- The Steelers are once again doing their best to come out on top of the Bengals, this time in "most disappointing" standings. NO.
STL at SEA- Remember when people thought the Rams were going somewhere? That was hilarious, wasn't it? I would like to see them stick it to the Seahawks here, though. STL.
CHI at NYG- I didn't have the guts to call the Bears upset last week, but it sure is an easier road here. NYG.
TB at CAR- You have to hand it to the Buccaneers, somehow convincing the national media that they're still relevant. The media was so high on the Bucs in the Sapp and Keyshawn days that they still haven't come down. It's disgusting. CAR.